Today im 35 weeks - just 5 weeks to go - that is if i go full term which my doctor seems to think will not happen. YAY! the nursery is pretty much done - ill post pics later.

The Pure Romance side job is going well! im not booking for March obviously but ive already got 1 in april booked with a possible 2 more - anyone wanna have a party?

End of the year is here - Jan is coming up - Which means Valentines day is right behind - Book your Jan Pure Romance Party NOW LADIES! Im free entertainment and come with my own batteries :) Get your hostess discount of 10% the total order of the night and that does not even include the fabulous free gifts handed out!!

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I am now an independant consultant for Pure Romance - If anyone is interested in booking a party please let me know!

"You need to eat more Butthole"

thanks to Dana for that wonderful comment!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Placenta returned to mother on judge’s orders
New mom had plans to ingest the uterine lining, but then decided to bury it
here is the link
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19859122/

and we have heartbeat!!! well due to some strange reason i am lacking in that ever so valuable progesterone and im taking suppliments to keep the baby happy and healthy.

Went and saw the heartbeat and got my due date - March 23rd - Go team Baby!

Benjamin has said that he wants a baby brother and he wants to name him Tree - and if its a sister - she will NOT have a name. oh dear - we may have issues - anyways - im thinking another boy - you never know - my gut feeling may be wrong.

ill keep ya updated!

our famiy is growing larger :) still very early on to get uber excited but ive got a bun baking :)

Had a busy week - Monday i went to Bingo but since they made Monday nite free paper cards all summer the white trash from a 200 mile radius zeroed in to my Bingo Hall. I really thought i left with body lice or something worse - i think i will hold off going until after August when they make you pay to play. I have never seen so many mens and womens stomachs hanging out of thier clothes before...

So i went to visit Frank at his school and got to see his class room - it was neat! I loved his classroom and all the new stuff they have to teach with in schools these days. it kinda changed the way i look at him now - seeing him in that kind of environment. all positive of course.

On the 4rth went to our pathetic attempt at a parade and cheered with the best of them. and i Cooked and cooked and cooked - had mass amounts of food and fed the masses - i LOVE to cook for parties :)
Ended up sitting at the firepit with Kirk, Frank and my neighbor Jean. IT was a good nite.

Thursday took me an hour and half to clean my kitchen from the pervious day - it would have been worse if i had used my plates and not chickened out and did the paper plate route - sorry trees!

Friday im at work so it sucks dirty lemons. just need to get past the next 3 days and i can resume being mommy again.... :(

well kirk my loving husband was out on a business trip for the first part of this last week and when he came home he sure did have a surprize.  the ugly brown leather chair that he had in his bachelor pad when we first met has been sitting in storage since we moved in together right before we got married has been restored to a corner of our living room for his sitting pleasure........

he also was surprized to find our bedroom completly redone - new paint - newly painted trim - new ceiling fan and most of the furniture  in the house changed around :)  he seemed very pleased with the changes ive created  - but i think he will get a little nervous next time he goes away on business muhahahahahahahahaha

on a more exciting note we obtained 2 new Kittens - little brother and sister.  the grey and white one has been named Ogre - the little black lass still is nameless.  Benjamin is pushing to give her the name of Stranger.  we are not sure yet.   oh yah -  i also bought an icecream machine - i have never tasted better ice cream in my life - i think next time i am going to make strawberry.

Still no babies - not letting it get me too down - it sure is fun trying!

well - kirk and i decided to undertake a new little fur person in our house - maybe two - we have kitten fever.  only thing is that we have Moo.....he is a GREAT cat but his needs are not fitting in our family scheme of things.  maybe getting some new playmates will stop his obbessive need to be touching me at all times.  if i stand up and go to the other side of the room he gets up and lays down right next to me.  he is so clingy!!!! i love attention from my pets dont get me wrong but we actually have to lock him in the basement at nite because he is so clingy in bed with me i cant sleep.  nothing like a 19 pound cat laying on your chest while he tries to stuff his cold wet nose in your mouth.  

I had Bug for years and years and he went missing 2 christmasseseseses ago ( man it still feels like yesterday in my heart) maybe Moo just needs a friend - found a SUPER cutie at the pound - just adorable - prolly going to pick him up and kirk found a great little boy grey and white one at our neighbors sisters house.  now i just have to keep him from naming it Shuggie.   but then Benjamin has been talking about naming any new kitten we get Stranger.....lol ive always named my cats wierd names but Stranger?  i think it kinda fits a little bit :) 

had a good time at franks house on Wends.  got to meet some new people and really enjoyed seeing all the tarot card readings - everyone is different  :)  got home around 1:30 after i helped frank clean up a bit.  got home and called kirk an ass trumpet - hehe he thinks im nutz but was laughing about how his ass came to be a topic of discussion.  

was bummed out and not feeling very well at all on thursday.  had a bad headache and just feeling of being hit by a bus.  im starting to see a pattern - the day before my 3 day work stint - i am pretty much useless.  gotta figure out a way to stop this from happening......

Benjamin and i cut out and made trains with his new construction paper and they are plastered all over his bedroom walls - when  kirk came home he had to show them off - he is very proud of his trains :)  he is still pretty much loving  on me all the time and ive decided not to send him to preschool this year - maybe next year - i think 3 is still a little too young to send him away for that time - plus i really dont think i am ready to trust anyone to care for my child.  but then will i ever?

kirk told me that he is getting sent away on 3 different trips in july and august.  im planning on going with him to indinapolis but will not be going to the mobile or boston trips as much as i would love to.  never really been able to see boston. 

saw that keenu reeves Constantine movie last nite - had really bad nightmares - at one point i woke up convienced that a demon had taken over kirks body but i realized he was just snoring really loud and after i thwaked him and told him to roll over the demon left and all was peaceful again :)

this one is for Kirk and Frank!

You Are Banana Pocky

Your attitude: fun and lighthearted Unique and unforgettable You are cutie everyone falls for

Kidnapped Blindwolf and tortured him to spending a day at the zoo with me and Benjamin :) of course to Benjamin the zoo was just a zoo but the train - now that is what gets his jollies on.

It was neat to see the new wolf cubs - they had a large litter... but still seeing those poor animals stuck in those small confines - made my skin creep pretty badly. that is something i can not tolerate - being down and not being able to go do something - if i was an animal i would be visiting all the other animals at nite when the zookeepers were not around. cant keep a good woman down right?

One funny thing i DO recall is Blindwolf, Benjamin and I are peering up at the Red Panda when out of the corner of my eye i see this little hand dart out of the stroller and in slow motion i see the Motts Apple Juice Box launch itself slowly thru the air to land in the stream running thru the Red Pandas exhibit. Well shit - ya know? what do you do - of course i reprimand my son with a stern visage but i could not help but think - did someone see that? are the zoo police labeling my son as a "possible threat" to the very fragile eco-system they have created for this panda who really is not a panda? gah - kids do the darndest things.

after the zoo blindwolf benjamin and i headed to clifton to eat at the thai cafe with my husband - a place we used to frequent in the early stages of our relationship - I LOVE the chicken thai spicy! then we stopped off at the potluck potluck which i left early due to having a toddler but enjoyed the fact that Kirk my husband got to stay and enjoy the sat. morning fare. only bad thing is i had my whole nite planned on some graphic design i wanted to do but fell alseep right after benjamin went down and thus my nite was spent in bed :(